May 2012
18 posts
“I was thinking about the recession and what that meant for talented people who...”
“If she loves you, if she really loves you, you’ll know it. If you can wake up to...”
– Pasha Malla
March 2012
1 post
In high school when I was stealing my parents'...
whatshouldwecallme:
January 2012
6 posts
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely...”
– Bob Marley
my most recent boyfriend just got engaged today,...
December 2011
4 posts
go see the muppets starring jason segel and amy...
November 2011
13 posts
cannot stop.
lips of animals
greatest customer review
25,673 of 25,911 people found the following review helpful:
Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By
B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern”
This review is from: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to...
“When I was 5-years-old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– John Lennon
“You can’t choose what stays and what fades away.”
– Florence + the Machine
just a reminder to myself...
October 2011
13 posts
Why I Hate Reading Maps by Gabriel Gadfly →
I have unrolled a map onto my kitchen table and put one finger where you are and another where I am.
The space between is only inches. That close, I could feel you breathing. I could reach out and run my fingers through every strand of your hair, touch your lips and barely need to move.
In the corner of the map there is a guide for judging scale: every inch a hundred miles full of...
Dear Blank,
Dear Nyquil, You were amazing last night. Who knew you could last so long?! Sincerely, 12 hours later…
Dear officer, No, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive. Sincerely, not as think as you drunk I am.
Dear Edward Cullen, You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original. Sincerely, Peter Pan.
Dear Myspace, Twilight, Pirates and Yahoo, Ha, ha....
How to Properly Hide Booze in Your Facebook...
August 18th, 2011 | Tags: booze, cat, facebook, photoshop
This will help you to be a more socially acceptable alcoholic.